A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
~Bob Hope

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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
~Mark Twain

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All these child stars grow up and they're knockin' over banks and getting prostitutes. I'm, like, one of the only people I know that has managed to dodge all of that negative crap.
~Dustin Diamond

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Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
~Alan King

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I am an intelligent river which has reflected successively all the banks before which it has flowed by meditating only on the images offered by those changing shores.
~Victor Hugo

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I certainly welcome discussions on how central banks can best contribute to sustained economic growth and sound development of the global economy.
~Toshihiko Fukui

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I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
~Paula Poundstone

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I don't want to glorify robbing banks, but I come from a world that shares Willis's view, that banks and so on are the biggest crooks of them all.
~Richard Linklater

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Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.
~Scott Adams

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The Japanese banks are not having an easy time as they once had.
~David Rockefeller

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The trade of banks is the buying and selling of interest and exchange.
~William Petty

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We sometime didn't get enough to buy oats for our horses. Most banks had very little money in them.
~Frank James

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